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New Agency, slightly unwelcome phone call and 10 k personal best.
The good news from yesterday was that I signed up for a new work agency. A work agency that supposedly pay extra money in the weekends instead of making things up to avoid doing so. The bad thing was that it was in hospitality and seriously who in their right mind wants to do those jobs for real? Still money runs the world and hopefully they will provide me with a lot of wellpaid weekend shifts carrying plates or whatever..:)
Anyway I also received a slightly unwelcome phone call from a recruitment company in office jobs. to summarise the message was. "HI I am just calling to tell you that I understand that you are frustrated that we don't have any jobs for you, but please keep in contact with us in the future" which seemed a bit unnecessary to call me about. The fact that she somehow managed to stretch this call to five minutes length made me somehow uncomfortable as I could not see any reason why she called in the first place. It's one thing if I called her and received this massive clicheed message, but a completely different thing if someone calls me with the sole purpose of delivering it.
On the exercise front I also had some good news as I beat my personal record on a 10k run. I timed in at 48 minutes running on a treadmill. This was not as big deal though as the reason for this being a personal best is that I never do long distance running otherwise. I don't see the point in doing it as it's tedious, boring and outstretched like a bad day of working. From a challenge point of view I might as well run a 3 km or 5 km run at higher pace and finish off as tired but without the hassle of doing it for 50 minutes. Then again some people enjoy long distance running so it's all to one's own I guess.
After my encounter with the embarrasingly obese blob the other day I realized that I might as well kill off the 3 kilos of overweight I have myself. Not that it's a big deal really as I my body is pretty muscular so I don't look fat with 3 kilos overweight but then again there is no reason why I should not go below 90 kilos so I might as well do it. It's also a lot easier to kill of 3 kilos straight in a month or so than accumulating 30 kilos of disgusting fat first and then fail at doing it. I can't see the motivation to why anyone would do that to him/herself being obese is absolutely disgusting and easy to avoid really!
//The Master
No Middle Eastern peace initiative and embarassing Walrus encounter
This morning I got a great idea for a metaphorical Middle Eastern peace initiative. The background was that I had managed to acquire the phone numbers to an American woman and a Taliban woman. In my envisionment of this idea I would bang them both and thus work as the metaphorical bridge that unites people. Obviously that plan failed!
I don't know about dating culture in the USA but I am pretty sure it's common sense to not wear sun glasses on a date. After all a date is about CREATING connection between two persons on various levels so they find it appropriate to mate. Sometimes this is not possible due to various reasons which is fine.
A pair of sun glasses has two main uses blocking sun and BLOCKING eye contact which is an integral part of creating a connection. So basically I went on a date with someone whose perception of a good date is to block an essential part of creating a connection. Megafail!
I still have the number to the Taliban though so I can still work on a separate peace treaty between Sweden and Taliban country. Obviously she is not a Taliban in the true sense as it would be mission impossible to get laid with a weiled woman who does not have sex before marriage, does not drink alcohol and are accompanied at all times by two angry taliban warriors. So basically this one is just a normal woman who happen to be of Middle Eastern race. This would give a sex probability around 20 % following my long term dating average.
Believe it or not but I managed to have another horrible date today. It was basically a pretty ugly woman who has tried catching up with me for a while. Now she actually had put in some effort and have got free tickets to a televised show called Wednesday Night Fever. As it felt morally wrong seeing a woman with no intention whatsover of banging her, I made up the following scenario where she would get me.
If She says "I know I am pretty ugly, but I have bought cocaine, viagra, booze for tonight, wanna come by my place and get in on?" Then I would definitely bang her.
Since I know that was highly unlikely to happen I felt pretty safe. But then she appeared in front of me... And if I knew in advance that her face was not mint quality I could never have imagined that she was walrus obese. This made me feel a feeling I don't feel very often, I felt embarrased. And the 40 minutes or so of conversation before the show was really awkward as I don't like associating in any way with walrus fat women!
Once the show started however it was cool as she could be anyone that happened to sit next to me in the crowd and I felt no more guilt by association. As for the show it was alright. Some pretty funny scetches and also a fun experience to see how a television show is made before the editing.
//The Master
