Mastern meets Einstein/Curie
After yesterday’s record low conversation/bang ratio (As mentioned in the last entry it was obvious she only met me to get a piece of the guang ho,"the white devil" before going back to Asia where such things are rare, in this situation unnecessary conversation can only upset the delicate balance of attraction and resolve) tonight was dedicated to a record long conversation and no bang. Since you can't divide by zero we obviously gets a ratio that's either going towards infinity or is unsolvable depending on how you define zero.
As an interesting research project it would be thought-provoking to see if it’s actually possible to get a ratio of zero (Banging a stranger without saying anything) without breaking any laws. But I guess the inventor of the glory hole already thought about this matter. On the more normal side of sexual fetishes it’s rumoured that Christiano Ronaldo once got laid using the sentence “You, me, fuck fuck” which is a very word efficient way of hunting. It’s also rumoured that she got knocked up and he had to pay shitloads of money indicating that’s an advantage to ask about birth control pills as well.
Oh well back on the topic, the woman tonight claimed to be super smart that she had smashed the Mensa test by getting an amazing 160 points. Personally I failed the Mensa test I did a few years ago and did not get a score, (Those sneaky bastards had a paragraph in the terms and conditions that said if anyone failed to meet the limit of 131 they had to pay extra to get the exact score) And unlike in some cases where I don’t believe the statement (E.G when the German claimed to be over-intelligent but having focus problems) I did not put the statement to an online faceoff due to:
· There was no computer in the pub
· Online IQ test faceoff-s is a horrible first date idea
· I had a hunch that I might get my assed kicked
Speaking of online IQ tests I did some interesting research on that a few years ago. Or well research is a grave overstatement for a simple test simply performed to answer my own curiosity. Oh anyway my research project was this: Do a pattern based intelligence test while sober. Do the same pattern-based intelligence test while affected by a light to moderate dose of magic mushrooms. The reason for this test was that since you see patterns everywhere while affected by the drug the Acid Santa suggested that psychedelics’ would actually make you smarter. Since the Acid Santa believes in a lot of the ideas he get while stoned I saw it as my duty to check it out. The interesting fact about this research was that psychedelics hardly affected my score at all for patterns, but I remember solving the problems in a completely different ways and my reasoning was completely different. If anyone feels the interest in taking up this research feel free to pick up the baton and deliver your findings.
The reason I did not conduct these tests with a word based test is that I get dyslexia while affected by these substances and its wasted effort testing for known facts.
Well back to the date. Hmm, my ideal date does not contain three hours of intellectual conversation. To be honest my ideal date does contain three hours of any form of conversation. I want to do stuff like playing laser tag, arcade games or banging. Well since three hours of conversation is still better than the normal 15 minutes it usually takes before things cramp down completely it still felt like a step in the right direction. So I guess the only reasonable thing to do would be to bring the smart woman to some fun stuff, like laser tag or other sporting challenge. Oh and by the way since you are probably reading this entry at some stage please provide me with an appropriate blog name as the only smart woman I come to think of at hand is Marie Curie and that seems highly irrelevant.
Finally I got a challenge by the woman. To write a novel, which is a tricky task since I never been much of a novelist. The background to this challenge was to appeal to the market segment consisting of Mensa members who like reading things written by people who failed the Mensa test in search for some kind of high level intelligent subtext. To come from a supposedly very smart person this must be the worst marketing strategy ever, but I did accept the challenge!
Last time I got this challenge it was by my brother ages ago I lost by default as I lost motivation at page 3 while he actually finished a dreadful 50 page work and won on walkover. The last time I actually tried writing a fiction thing at all was ages ago when we got the idea to create a new religion. After spending the first four pages smashing the other religions for just wanting power and money of the masses we got the critical failure of finding the right angle, as my motivation for creating a religion was to get just money and power.. “Face palm”
Oh well I do have the most awesome crime novel idea ever. But considering the enormous reach for this blog I keep it secret for a week or two when it’s either publishing time, or fuck this I quit time...
// Mastern
