The Monologues of the Master

Yesterday I had a really long great chat with someone online and I also got laid. Of course these two events are completely unrelated.

Let's start with the long chat. I was at school because my school is air conditioned and it's cold outside while the shithole I am staying at is cold and generally disgusting... It also helps motivating me to send out work applications as I otherwise tend to get stuck riding around on a horse hit people with a sword in the head in Mount & Blade: warband.

Oh anyway, I reckoned this woman seemed interesting and I considered setting up some kind of date while I trying my latest filtering technique, Sending a link to my blog. This is not a very good technique as it has a fail rate of at least 80 %.

On the other hand a normal online date I go to also has a fail rate of at least 80 % so in the best of worlds the Sending a link to my blog technique will filter out all the bad dates. Obviously we can't know in advance whether the blog is actually filtering out the good dates or the bad dates, but the only way to know is trying.

Oh well this woman actually liked my blog, so I guess I'll have to see her some day, if nothing else for the sake of science. No but seriously it could actually it could be great fun meeting a woman who likes my blog, last I meet a female who liked my blog it was a former class mate, but she had kids and husband so it was not that much of an opportunity.

Oh well I did get laid yesterday as well. This was also online dating but mostly coincidental. Because I spoke to a girl and asked what her plans were for the day. She said something about having to photograph her friend in the evening but she would love to have a burger at a place in the junction if I were free. I was.

Once at the burger place she told me she was going back to Taiwan in one week and also that I was very good looking. Now everyone, with the exception of the Acid Santa, would understand that it was a goal scoring opportunity, so I offered her a session at my place before seeing her friends so she could warm up after the cold day. She accepted this great offer.  

So the good news is that I have finally broken my dry spell and thus statistically have a lot greater chance of either finding more one night stands or hopefully a really awesome girl... :) On the neutral side I can definitely say that the return for scoring has certainly diminished since I was young boy. I remember while at one digit every girl was a step closer to the magical two digits. Once I passed the two digits I had some pretty unhealthy (in retrospect) hunting completion with some of my friends at the time which also motivated me. But these days it has no real value to me. I don't need to increase my number, and I have never liked the physical aspect of one night stands at all.

Because if I have girl I like it's a relaxed and warm feeling. I get horny and can bang like crazy (although more than three times in a night is just painful so why would I bother, When I set my 7 times in 24 hours record I was in pain for two days, I will definitely never try to beat that) But on one night stand I just feel empty and a lot of pressure. Not really enjoyable.

The least enjoyable thing of the evening was that my fucking prick of a landlord whined at me about being disrespectful to my never present roommate by bringing a girl to the room. He can cram those Korean religious fanatics’ morals up his ass. The correct way to treat your tenants is "So you finally got laid? High five mate" And to his question

 How would I feel if my flat mate were "talking" (banging) when I got in to the room?

The simple answer is that I would probably would take my computer and sit in the kitchen, feeling nothing special at all (Provided he was not banging all night at which point I would be annoyed) Or maybe I would start unzipping my pants, upsetting them both and get kicked out of the room,but hey if you call someone who is blind drunk in a strip club if they could come by with a pack of condoms so you can enjoy your hot one night stand, well you must expect that the message can be received in a threesome way?

 Today I went for a sales job group interview. It was the quickest interview ever. First the manager kicked the old and ugly guy out of the room. Left was me and pretty cute girl, He asked us if we wanted a commission only fundraising job where we would knock doors. "Hell No" I said and left. I actually had a door to door sales job once and even though I had a guarantee salary for the first month at that job I quit after one week since the job was so dreadful, why would I go through the same dread again without getting paid?

 That's all

 //Mastern