Doctor Dating Special.
This week had a special theme when it came to dating. Both dates were doctors, not medical ones but PH.D . The outcome of these dates were quite different though.
The first one was quite ugly. Not wolf ugly, but still unattractive enough to trigger the emotion "no no no" when I first saw her. When the initial reaction is "no no no" one has two options:
- Try holding a conversation for a while anyway, in theory this can still be interesting but in reality it never will since the basis of a date is to find out whether there is room for sexual activities soon or in the future. This applies to 98 % of the population as even people who would never have a one night stand and are only looking for a long term relationship still plan to have sexual activities at some stage.
- Be upright and tell the date straight away: "Sorry but you are too ugly, so let's save ourself this awkward and pointless hour of torture."
I went for the first option and the outcome was a describe in it.
One might ask why I would go on a date with an ugly woman in the first place as it most likely would be an awkward hour? Well in this case there was two reasons:
- She asked me out. I always tell women who asks me for relationship advice (Which of course is a not that common occurence) to be more active and just ask if they want something. So if someone ask me out it would be strange if I did not encourage this behaviour with my actions
- To quote the American Fisherman "She looks like she might look good but most likely won't, I would probably check her out as well"
Oh well the second date went a lot better as she looked good. Not Helen of Troy good, but normal good which is more than enough for me. With this date I stroke two flies in one stroke as I decided as the way to go for this date was to get us both drunk..:) To reach this target without crying all the day after when checking my account balance we went to O'malleys hotel in King's Cross. A jug (1.2 litres) of beer or cider for $10 before 9 pm, well one can get pretty drunk without creating a financial abyss. The fact that she paid some of the jugs made the abyss even less painful.:)
So to summarise it was a good night. We got drunk, she laughed a lot. We got to see sports together, and I got to know her on a deeper personal level.
//The Master
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