Star training, pranks, and dinner with Anna Anka.
This Tuesday I accidentally went training with the QPFC division 2 team. For some reason my teammates were not there, so I got the opportunity to show my great skill and expertise for more able players. It was quite fun to train with good players for once, but I am quite sure I won't be drafted up six divisions.. Strangely enough I am positive that the A-team of Helsingborgs AIS would beat this team quite easily. Learning point Swedish division 5 is better than East Sydney division 2.
Earlier this week a strange event happened. A superhot woman started writing to me on a dating website. After chatting for a while we decided to play a match of tennis. I got the number but after texting back and forth it just died. This would normally be a prank but it's mystical because I don't know anyone who is the lightly mastermind behind and furthermore if you are pranking someone, why not fool them down to the pitch?
Oh anyway, instead of trying to get laid after losing a tennis match to a hot chick I got invited to dinner, by a woman. This could have been a good thing if the woman was not Anna Anka who wanted some help to comprehend the supereasy course we have at the ripoff college. And obviously it's not the real Anna Anka, but it might well be the younger sister, exactly the same voice and also similar general appearance just radiating intelligence and brilliance!
Today I actually got paid by Anna Anka to correct two of her Failed(!) assessment and write a new one as well. It must be an unusual occurence that someone actually fails an assignment at that school but I guess my advise is:
To Avoid Failing an assessment at Australian Pacific College, format the text so anyone actually
understand what question you are answering. When this is done, make sure to press to press F7
for a spelling and grammar check as pages full of red markings in Microsoft Word is not an indication
on a work well done.
That's all. In an hour I turn 28 so with all probability I failed entry into Club 27. Considering I am not at all a musican, that is probably for the best.
// The Master
Kommentarer
Trackback
