The Monologues of the Master

Today, I witnessed a different form of recruitment process. It was an amusement park that needed some staff so they just gathered shitloads of people to wait for a decade and then do a retarded group activity consisting of dancing to YMCA, jumping around and telling the group what object one would like to be and why. After this approxiamently one out of six were offered a job. 

 

The exact criteria behind this recruitment was unclear but my guess is that the rationale is that since anyone can do the job, there is no point to actually reading the resumes and this process at least distinguishes the company. From my point of view it would have been better if they just gathered the names in a bowl and then pulled some names at random. That would have saved a lot of people a lot of time.

 

This Evening I tried something in a new order by the way. I went to the pub and then went to the gym. It was a good gym session and my beer muscles made me feel very strong and powerful. As I am writing this I have come up with a new plan " To get drunk and go hunting at a zumba class" To do this however it would be good a wingman, any volunteers? ;)

 

//Mastern